Out of the mouth of my babes

These are real sentences that actually came out of Ayla's mouth.
Seriously people. I can't make this stuff up.


(Ayla hears Walter barking and whining outside and says) "what's puppy's issue?"

(After being told that daddy has gone to work) "why mommy? to get the money?"

"Mommy. I made a big poop.  just for you".

(While counting grass in the backyard) "... twelve, thirteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, tenteen"

"Mommy. this your coffee? I hold it? I keep it safe. Just in case."

(Sees a picture of a cupcake in a book) "I'm gonna be two. In September."

(Admiring my pink fingernails) "nice toenail polish mommy."