Want Ad

If you were to advertise for the job of 'mother', the want ad might read something like this:

Wanted: A Mother
This is a Full Time position (168 hrs/week, 52 weeks/year). Must also be available for on-call night shifts.
No lunch break. No holidays.
Duties include bathing, diapering, feeding, comforting, rocking, wiping, snuggling, huggling, kissing, soothing, playing. (*please note* duties are subject to change without notice)
Salary is $0.
No experience necessary.

Hmmmmm..... why do people sign up for this again??
Oh ya- because it's the best job in the whole wide world!

okay - twist my rubber arm. :)